You are obviously a dirty sissy slut, or why else would you be reading this? You have obviously totally failed to fulfil your masculine duties and will definitely have a tiny prick - and you are probably wearing your sister’s, wife’s or mother’s knickers and stockings right now, or perhaps you’ve bought your own French maid uniform or some slutty pink lingerie to transform yourself. It’s so tragic! Men are meant to be big strong creatures who wear thick denim jeans and masculine shirts, but not you! No, you are obsessed with petticoats, panties, skimpy frocks and high heel shoes - and you love to paint your toenails pink and put lipstick on your cock-hungry lips and mascara on your eyelashes.